this is what we call a paradox

ok so here is cute, girly quote:

"The only people you need in your life are the people who need you in theirs"

Let's extrapalate this a bit shall we?

If you wait for someone to need you in their life and they wait for you to need them in your life.....you're both going to be waiting a fucking long time. Don't get it? Try this: If everyone in the world stands on a line and turns to the left, then you will see the back of their heads. Now, if your goal is to see their face, by this logic (even if everyone turns to the right from the current position) you will never be standing face to face with someone. Someone has to go first!

Moral: Girly, feel good things are fucking stupid.

oh this will be fun.....

Okay, so I found a total time waster called stumbleupon.com......below I have listed a bunch of shit I found awesome, maybe you will too (I don't care if you do or not, my self entertainment is clearly more important....).

1)Bulls advance-dominated the last game
2) Blackhawks lost-what else did you expect after losing 9 players
3) I lost my bluetooth, bought a new one-not liking it (I have funny shaped ears and it won't sit well in them)
4) An interesting logical theorem about the existence of God (not saying I agree, but it is interesting to think about:

If God is willing to prevent evil, but is not able to
Then He is not omnipotent.
If He is able, but not willing
Then He is malevolent.
If He is both able and willing
Then whence cometh evil?
If He is neither able nor willing
Then why call Him God?

5) Classic Man: The underdog. Odds stacked against him, he grinds, struggles, fails, but eventually succeeds.
Never, never, never quit-Winston Churchill


http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1WjbBr/artlung.com/smorgasborg/how_to_tick_people_off.shtml

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1dO7IJ/photography.nationalgeographic.com/wallpaper/photography/photos/best-pod-august-09/cuban-tree-frog/

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/74Y6lL/www.owned.lv/15067/10-cents-a-minute/

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2MYVze/consumerist.com/2010/02/the-greatest-craigslist-room-rental-ad-ever.html

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2Yg3Mx/awesome.good.is/transparency/web/1102/beer-map/flat.html

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1F2lgK/www.pattishomepage.com/read/beer.htm

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2GVdnK/aceonlineschools.com/30-awesomely-bad-school-portraits/

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/9R7sEv/elliotvredenburg.com/storage/we-want-beer.jpg%253F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%253D1268394959425

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/5YwucC/macromeme.com/cat/alien-contact.jpg

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2xuQAR/www.youmightlikethis.com/2011/01/this-is-america/

Fair winds and following seas......

oh hey....i have a blog

heeeeeyyyyyyy

so this is awkward....i kinda completely forgot i had a blog for a while.....whoops!

so new rule: since i have no free time, i will be doing this once a week. it will be more entertaining for the viewers since i can combine a whole weeks thoughts to write about. it will be better for me cause i aint that creative.

so my weeks thoughts:
1)baseball! (read CUBS!) so glad there is baseball back on the northside. the cubs are currently .500 and this sounds about right for cubs baseball as i remember it. they slowly plod along, then drop to 5th place when it really matters.

2) the bulls are struggling but 3-0 versus the pacers. Indiana sucks for almost everything. no one wants to live there. the sports suck. the town sucks. people wear jorts (jean shorts). nothing positive about the state, except maybe big ten sorority girls.....

3) back to baseball: what is spring to me? baseball tonight back on ESPN and the Sports Center top ten plays of the week. Top ten plays aren't really all that great without baseball involved. WEB GEMS BITCH!

4)I just saw an add for the fast and the furious 5.......fucking kill me know. how is this still a movie series? hasn't vin diesel made a reality show yet? oh wait, he sucks too much FOR REALITY TV! the sad part is that 5000 asian kids will still go see it......america is FUCKED!

5) I had interviewed for 7 hours monday.....i was unaware what amount of time it took for me to lose my voice and spastically cough while trying to talk.......that time is 7 hours.

6) Hawks are gonna win to bring the series to 3-2 in the canucks favor: FUCK CANADA-Even worse that Indiana.

7)Be clear on the rules. I played a trivia game with a girl on a date this week. We were unclear on the rules of the game for the first half of the game and we showed up halfway through......lost a 25 dollar gift card of free booze-own a map, ask how to play the game.

8) if you have a man and you love him, watch a man movie marathon with him (while keeping your mouth shut during the damn move, i.e no questions)-Dirty Harry, Godfather, Brian's Song, Field of Dreams, Casino, etc.

That's all for now.
Classic of Man: D-Rose. HE. GETS. SHIT. DONE. And his is humble in his greatness as well.

Thoughts? Comments? Questions? Riddles? Algorithims?

Fair winds and following seas......

FLIGHT QUALIFIED BITCH!

So I have been away for a while.....did you miss me? Of course you did. Since I have been absent so long, I will update you on my current state of affairs:
1) I had my initial flight physical a few weeks ago. This affair was supposed to take from 6am til noon. In true military fashion, I didn't leave the base until 430 pm that afternoon. So THAT was a long day.

2) At said physical, I apparently had a high density tissue mass in my lungs that the docs wanted to make sure was non prohibitive to proper military duty. So THAT took a while to get done. I had to schedule blood tests to make sure that I wouldn't end up on dialysis resulting from the contrast dye for the CT to follow. The drive back to base took longer than the blood taking itself.

3) The CT was fun. 730am, 5am wake up call plus work after. LONG day. I got a disk with my images but they mean nothing to me as I don't know what I would be looking for. I later found out that I am A-OK.

So as this post as long over due, I found my two favorite quotes in the world (I think) on my old computer (Oh yeah, I bought a mac book air. Pretty cool, but I don't do enough with a computer to be one of those savvy tech mac dudes).

"Look at you. You're exhausted, hungry, thirsty, cold, wet, and miserable. Your body trembles, from soreness and fatigue, and even as I look at you, you are swaying on your feet like you will collapse any moment. Now you can feel it. The spirit that will make your body like iron wrapped in silk, your attacks as deceptive as a needle hidden in a ball of cotton. Now, you are ready for real training."

"The best things in life are beyond money; their price is agony and sweat and devotion...and the price demanded for the most precious of all things in life is life itself, the ultimate cost for perfect value."

 
Now, for the important part: Classic Man!


Classic man today is not a particular sense though it was a particular man who fits my description (I just don't know who it is...). The classic man today is the man who figured out that you can drink a cow's milk. Why, you might ask, is that person (obviously a man) a classic male? The reasoning is this: Men dare other men to do very stupid things. Eat HOT peppers, sleep with fat chicks, light bags of poop on fire on doorsteps....and drink stuff that comes out of another animal. I imagine the conversation went something like this (loosely translated from some earlier language, of course):


"Hey, whatcha doin?"
"Nuthin....look at them four legged, spotted things over there....."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, they got them things hanging down there.....like nipples."
"Ha, dude, imagine a chick with that many nipples....she'd have like 3 times as many boobs."
"Mmmmmm......booobs."
"Yeah and the littler spotted dealys suck on em' "
"What you think comes out?"
"I dunno, but I betcha a pig and two goats you won't drink it....."
"Hell no, I ain't drinking that shit!"
"Why not, you afraid?"
"I'm not afraid, I just don't wanna."
"No, you're afraid.....pussy"
"Fuck you!"
"Nice come back, you just are too scared to do it..."
"Well, why don't you drink it?"
"Cause I dared you first!"
"Fine, fine, but if you tell Bill about this, I swear to God, I'm telling the whole camp that you banged fat Margret then cried afterwards and she had to sing you to sleep."
"Fuck you man! I was totally wasted and couldn't see straight...."

That's all for now. Hope you all enjoy me being back as much as I do....


-Fair winds and following seas.......