I FUCKING HATE FRENCH PEOPLE

Ok so this isn't a joyous post people. If you're looking for sunshine and rainbows, you're better off looking in toilet bowl after you drop one.

I had a retard customer today who was French, and possibly Muslim, but the Muslim part doesn't really play into this at all.....though he did keep trying to cover one of his female coworkers up head to toe the entire time we were having a conversation (racially sensative joke. get over it people. move on, I don't hate Muslim people, just the one's who try and blow shit/Americans/people up). The part I hate is arrogance and that is most commonly associated with the French.

Look, let's be honest, what have the French done lately? Not much. They had some good inventions in the way back machine, but otherwise, they've basically been latching onto America/Britian for the last 60 odd years. Remember WWII? (and possibly WWI) France was fucked! Churchill is the only reason the French aren't speaking german today (Personally I think we should have just let Hitler keep France and moved on with it).

 Q: What's the motto of the US Marine Corps? 
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)
Q: What's the motto of the French Army? 
A: Stop, drop, and run! 

Q: What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
A: I don't know either, its never happened! 

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter 

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain 

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton 

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke 


I am back in PT form as of Saturday. 6 mile hump with 25lb pack (light but it still sucked cause of the weather), Sunday was a 3 mile run with ammo can lifts and a knowledge review of the M16A2 rifle, and today was a bit lighter with Push-Pull-Press-Abs and a 40 minute bike ride. The goal is 6 or 7 days a week cause that day off just kills me.


Classic Man of the Day:
George S. Patton
No picture, but the man was a fucking stud. See his quote above. He single handedly saved the world when Britain and France couldn't. Google it!


-Fair winds and following seas....